today

So...the news of today, Blue-style!
The Daily Friends Report: HELL-o, mes amies! (There you go, Slip Jig. All that French is getting to me.) Today, a couple of my friends were fighting. Only it seems like they're always fighting. And these other friends of mine are being a little back-stabbing and acting like they're sided with one person when they're with her and the other person when they're with her. I don't know whose side they're really on. It's making me feel depressed. :'(
Soo, I'll move on to something else!
Bat Mitzvah News: Eeek! Nooo! My Bat Mitzvah is coming up WAY too soon! I'm already reading my Torah portion without vowels and I'm halfway through my Haftarah portion! And it's in October, which seems like a long time away, but when you take out the month that I'll be in Serbia, it's only in about 2 months! Noooooo! :((
To those of you who are wondering what religion that is, I'm Jewish. :)
Breaking News: I just learned this really creepy fact about Audrey Hepburn! She's considered, like, this beauty icon because she had a really skinny neck and a really skinny waist, right? Well, the reason they're so skinny is because when she was growing up in Holland during World War II, she was starving when she was supposed to be growing! Now whenever I see her neck I'm like, "Eeeek!"
I say "eeek" too much, don't I?

Soo...that's all, folks! I'm listening to The Simpsons Theme by Green Day. (That's ok. You can laugh. I am.)

Over and out,
Blue